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Kiss Me Not
by Eustoma_Reyna
Excerpt:"Just strip, will you.." Hearing her command, he smiled viciously. Stepping closer to her, he whispered, "Why don't you do the honors and satisfy yourself? This body and my whole existence are now all yours!"*Book 1: Kiss Me Not, My Prince*(Completed - Chapters 1 to 273)Brione Yu was a successful model/actor with philemaphobia (fear of kissing). She had everything one could ever dream of, but her world crumbled when she lost the most important person in her life. He was not only her best…
Not Yours (BL)
by Noor_8874
[MATURE CONTENT]"What do you want, Johnathan?" Jonathan, with guilt or regret struck on his face, bows his head and says,"I have made a grave mistake, my Lord!" He says, and in his mind, 'The mistake of coveting what can never be mine.'
Let's Not Divorce
by sola_cola
I was a horrible husband, and a scumbag father.Having amnesia wasn’t an excuse.Even so, because of that, I lost my family instantly.In order to save Nero– my son and heir– I killed my daughter Neoma. And then I had to witness Mona, my neglected wife, die in front of me.Why did I have to regain all my memories at that exact moment?I wanted to die with Mona and Neoma.And, just when I thought I could finally be reunited with them, I opened my eyes and realized I turned back time.I returned at the e…
Not a Choice
by Wintermyne
Born with a beautiful face, intelligence above average, and existing liked by many people is not always a guarantee to make life filled with happiness and always get love from everyone. That's what a 17-year-old girl, Nadia Arsa Wijaya's feels.The beautiful girl has a very kind and polite personality to anyone, but all of that makes her hated by the people around her including her stepsister and even her biological father as well.However, since the arrival of a teenage boy named Rafandra Mahardi…
Not the Heroine, Not the Villainess, But a Side Character... or not?
by Shiena Gin
TAGS: Yuri, LGBT, Fantasy, Comedy, Reincarnation, RomanceReiré Norman remembered her past life as an eighteen-year-old high school girl. Having these new memories she realized that she was reincarnated into the world of her most favorite light novel, Fight for Love and Acceptance. As a character that never appeared in the novel, she has given up on seeing the story events, that was until fate had had something else in store for her. Now thrown into the story’s set environment, Roseward Academy, …
Spared for his amusement
by Dream10a
"Stay still." He order. "Foolish girl! You think you can get a free pass from here through death." He said in a mocking tone.In her defense, she said, "I was only trying to save you.""Of course, how could I forget? You are my heroine, but isn’t the heroine supposed to be saving me while I fall, and instead you go to hug death." Sarcasm filled in his words, which didn’t go unnoticed as she slightly glared at him. Though his words were simple, it held something more to it than what it actually see…
Regret Me Not(BL)
by Sakakibara9300
Just when sickly Danny, the biggest loser in town, thought he was finally going to be free of his tormentor (and family friend and crush, might I add) Vincenzo -coolest kid in school- walks into the same classroom. Vincenzo may seem blessed and highly favored, but he’s got some family issues that not even Danny can understand. Suddenly Vincenzo started acting nice and walking back and forth to school with Danny, making him wonder if there was finally something more between them. Has Vincenzo had…
NOT MINE
by Incognito-Jane
Addy is a disgrace to the womankind. She doesn't know dresses exists and she has no girlfriend. Her stepsister Layne and her new stepmom hand out mental and emotional torture like they are candies. And her father's oblivious. Her only friend Frankie, is gay and too busy scoping out guys to really be much of a friend. One summer vacation changes everything and threatens to change everyone. Suddenly, everybody and everything are not what they seem. And Addy will be the one who bears the brunt of …
Not An Ordinary Reincarnation
by Moonlight_sword
In novels and Animes everyone reincarnated as some sort of monster or a cool person with cheat abilities. But, what the hell am I? I can't even move. What should I do? How should I deal with this rats who tries to kill me? It's the story of a man who got reincarnated into another world, but it's not the type of reincarnation that he was hoping for.
I AMUSE HIM
by Sugandh
I mean this guy is fudging hot. Perfectly tanned. Raven black hair. Beautiful twinkling green eyes. I have already said so much about his abs and I really hate to say this but that smirk really suits his lips.And he has been with every girl in the school.Yup. Whushsh. Everything I just said flew right out the window.***********************And another small part if you are still not convinced to read-I am going to shit my pan-Hunter slowly grabbed my face with both of his hands and kissed my lips…
Not My Sins
by DanitaMimi
“The daughters of a man like that doesn’t deserve to live.” The crowd chattered angrily, they were ready to tear them apart. “The princesses of Elderslot should be put to death.” She raised her head slowly, she glanced at the current emperor of the Aubreun Empire, he wasn’t very much different from how she remembered him; he was only dressed in the clothes of the imperial palace and his name had changed. “Heads down you insolent witch!” One of the palace guards snapped before smacking her cheeks…
Lesbian But Not
by Beelieveinyourself
The so-called lesbian of an all-girls school is forced to participate in an experiment for her to study in a university full of hot guys! What could possibly go wrong?
Princess Not in Distress
by Bloom759
Ever heard of the word, "damsel in distress"? Ever wished these damsels were never in the position to be in distress?Aria is a princess from Glacier, who was drugged and taken to the neighboring Kingdom of Azalon through the notorious magical "Mirage Forest". What makes this forest so notorious? Why did the neighboring Kingdom have to resort to that devious means to get Aria? Who masterminded the whole plot to get her kidnapped?What would happen when the young King of Azalon, Zane was poisoned b…
THE AMUSE
by abilibrahim2004
Humanity at it's brink of extinction from war against the aliens.Humans had tuned to science for answer.Finally they had the answer evolution.To mutate the genes.This is a story about a young boy born in the great family but he carries a secret that nobody knows.That secret is his system.The all knowing all powerful system.Follow the journey as he uses his system to conquer everything and mutate his genes to become more powerful then that man.
not a same
by memogie
(gadis)Namanya gadis. Namun Nama anggun yang disemat kan dengan doa agar anak gadis ini akan menjadi anak gadis anggun dan penurut tak teramini olehnya.Kehidupan terlalu menyesakkan untuk nya. Berada di dalam sebuah keluarga yang tak mendukung pilihan hidupnya tak menjadikannya menyerah. Sifat nya yang keras membawanya kepada kehidupan yang diluar dugaannya. Pergi jauh untuk lari dari kenyataan seakan menjadisebuah kebiasaan. Hingga suatu saat ia bertemu dengan seseorang yang membuatnya tak bisa…
Amusement Park
by Penguinne
Life is like roller coaster, It has its ups and downs. But it's your choice to scream or enjoy the ride.
(Not) A Perfect Marriage
by Queen_Silver10
Jingga Athalia, seorang yatim piatu yang tinggal di panti asuhan sejak dirinya berusia 10 Tahun. Namun takdir berkata lain, siapa sangka 10 tahun berlalu kini dirinya akan di jodohkan secara paksa dengan seorang pria tampan yang sudah merenggut nyawa kedua orang tuanya tanpa Jingga ketahui. Penolakan pun kadang tidak ada tandingannya jika takdir sudah berbicara. Tapi kenyataannya tanpa adanya perjodohan ikatan cinta ini sudah terbentuk sejak dahulu sebelum Arseno kehilangan memori masa lalu, nam…
For the God's Amusement
by Canis_Solaris
[I'm Ymres, Herald of Qadarr and Quilrrory, Chief of the Blue Scales and owner of the land you stand on, NOW STATE YOUR BUSINESS SOFTSKIN!]Follow the tale of Ymres once a humble Kobold Skeleton to a Proud Half-Dragon, whose struggle serves as amusement to the God`s.*the image does not belong to me, its use is for illustrative purpose, all credit to the artist*
Not My Spook
by Tinnean
Quinton Mann, a highly ranked CIA officer, is used to being called the Ice Man. He’s astounded to discover himself in a relationship with Mark Vincent, not because Vincent is a man, but because he’s a top-rated WBIS agent. There they are though, for a total of five glorious days. But when Mark uses the excuse of going to Massachusetts for his mother’s funeral to end their relationship, Quinn’s not buying it.<br><br>No one screws with Mark Vincent. Even Mark doesn't screw with himself. Once he re…
Forget Me Not
by Casper Graham
Jensen Morris is financially stable, and has been dating Milo Hawkins for more than fifteen years. Once in a while he feels as if something is missing, but he's probably imagining things.<br><br>Milo is a witch who works as an exorcist. His parents died many years ago, and his foster parents were murdered by demons a few years later. Milo thought he must be cursed and would never find stability and happiness until Jensen came along. Since then, Milo's life has been wonderful. Then Mariana, the l…